There are a few inventions however, that she failed to incorporate that I think our President might have bothered to mention:
The cross-nationality noodle steam reducer! Now you can start eating your hot meal RIGHT AWAY!
Our calorie deficit is getting out of control! Now we can apply butter to our toast without the hassle of using a butter knife and spreading!
And in other news: Lindsay Lohan has a healthy appetite, Brandy is getting super sued (with lasers!), and lo and behold...... the earth's climate change is 'very likely' due to human activities.